i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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