is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I'm really busy with my period
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