It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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