They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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