Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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