Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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