He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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