D3 body, D1 cock
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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