Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Randomize
