I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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