Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
So. Much. Porn.
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