I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
