Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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