When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
