Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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