I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
vagina is talking i cant
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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