You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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