woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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