what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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