uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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