The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
me + whiskey = a bad person
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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