just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Its about making memories worth repressing
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
