She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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