Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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