I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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