Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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