She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
