People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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