She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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