she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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