smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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