Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.

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I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.

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(360): View more from Washington

did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.

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some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I just spent $27 on things to pee on.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."

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(847): View more from Illinois

I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce

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(847): View more from Illinois

I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now

(847): View more from Illinois

I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.

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