So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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