its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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