Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize
