Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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