Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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