"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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