Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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