it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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