I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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