Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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