I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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