"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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