I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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