we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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