So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I want to fling myself into the sun
I licked your asshole in confidence.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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