i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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