ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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