yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
My bed smells like the plague
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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