He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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