ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
