But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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