this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
i came on her dog
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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