matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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