Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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